Shelfari Hunger

Hundreds of Shelfari fans are distraught over claims somebody ate the Shelfari website. These claims have yet to be proven, but it is highly probable that Katherine Hodgson, pictured, is responsible for the fracas.

News Flash...

It has been reported that the giant pre-eminent search engine and e mail facility, Google, has received hundreds of complaints after a girl on chat logged out without saying goodbye. This has caused havoc all over the world, from America to Birmingham, with distraught viewers of the incredibly rude act teaming up to join the "Stop Web Rudeness Campaign". Sian Jones, from Birmingham, is reported to have said, "It was just so...so heartbreaking, to observe the cold callousness of the 'Google disturber'. I mean, my life, it only takes a few seconds to say a simple goodbye". We go over to other news now, but we will keep you updated as the Google furore continues to heat up.